I'm not an artist, but if I were, I would be based in San Francisco (because that's where I am). Even so, I've done some design and logo work for websites that you've almost certainly never visited. My work has not been featured anywhere. I haven't participated in any shows or exhibitions. I haven't won any awards. Nobody knows who I am. Except you.
The sketches are the products of a figure drawing group I was going to Washington DC, and the paintings are just for fun. Right now I'm working on a gigantic rendering of Kate Moss, working off of this image.